Putting Your Eggs In One Basket

Easter comes early this year and this little assignment will surely get you in the spirit of the season!

What you need:

A dozen raw eggs

Something to serve as a blindfold

1 quarter

a vibrator or butt plug

a means for measuring 20 minutes

The assignment:

You will need to choose a wall in your house or wherever you will be performing this assignment. I suggest you prepare the area and consider laying down newspapers or plastic covering down on the floor surrounding this wall in case you make a mess. You are not allowed to wear clothing during this activity.

Set your timer for 20 minutes. Facing the wall, you will next place the vibrator or plug in your butt and then place the uncooked egg between your knees, holding it in place without crushing it. Then take the quarter and place at on the wall, using your nose to hold it in place. Now put the blindfold on.

The purpose of this assignment is to not drop the coin or crush the egg that you are securely keeping in between your knees. If you crush the egg, replace it with another one and reset the timer for 20 minutes and begin again. If you loose the coin, reset the timer for another 20 minutes and begin yet again. If you are able to complete a full twenty minute segment without dropping the coin or egg, you may reward yourself with an orgasm.

Please post the results of the task here in the comment section. Be sure to address the degree of difficulty you felt this task imposed upon you, if any. What went though your mind as you stood there, nose to the wall, egg embraced between your legs? Were you able to complete the assignment without starting over? If not, how many attempts did you take? Were you turned on or aroused at any time throughout this activity?

Have an egg-cellent time!

Truth or Dare: 3/1/08

In case you haven't figured it out yet, I so love playing games....and if the games are kinky or naughty, so much the better!

On the Vox Erotic Radio last night, my cohost Ms Cecilia and I moderated a radio-show style version of the game, "Truth or Dare".

One of the dares that was assigned to a listener who called in to the show to participate in the game was to make an aluminum foil bikini. This type of dare requires picture proof and as promised to the listeners, I bring you the photo series called:

"Relinquished"; A Tin Foiled Bikni Beauty

Truth or Dare is just one of the games that will be played regularly with listeners live on the Vox Erotic Show; be sure to tune in on Saturday's beginning at 10pm EST to join the festivities!

Chocolate Kink Assignment

This assignment is a tad late for Valentine's Day, however I don't believe timing is going to be an issue here. ;)

What you will need:

• a slightly melted chocolate bar
• a full length mirror
• 3 or 4 toys such as nipple clamps, rubber bands, butt plug, dildo, etc.

Write a phrase on the mirror using the chocolate bar...can be something like "nasty slut", "orgasms", "dirty tease"....whatever best describes your thoughts/mood at the time of the assignment. The trick is the word/phrase you write must be about 2 feet tall from the bottom of the mirror up.

Get on all fours, and move as far away from the mirror as you can but still be able to see the chocolate words and your reflection. Using one of your chosen toys, you will indulge in some playtime and apply either the clamps to your nipples, rubber bands around cock/balls, butt plug insertion, oral or anal play with the dildo, etc. Make sure you spend a good five minutes exploring with the toy. Then begin stroking/rubbing but when you approach the edge, you must crawl to the mirror and lick one of the chocolate letters clean from the mirror. Return to your orginal spot away from the mirror, play with the next toy for five minutes and then play with yourself but only until you are on the verge again. Repeat the crawling and licking procedure. Depending on how many toys you have, you will likely reuse some of them. Of course, you have my permission to be as creative as you can be with how you play with your toys in between each crawl/lick to the mirror. Continue in this fashion: play, stroke, crawl, lick, crawl back until all of the chocolate letters have been licked clean from the mirror. At that time, you can take care of yourself however you wish.

Share your experience in the comment section. Address the following points: How did you feel crawling back and forth to the mirror? Was it difficult for you to edge repeatedly? What was it like licking those chocolate letters off of the mirror? Did you watch yourself in the mirror when you were playing and/or stroking? What went through your mind when you saw your reflection? Were you able to complete the assignment?

And please note, if you are participating in these assignments and are seeking my feedback, you must provide your report when the task is completed below in the comment section. I will not respond to email reports and the reason why is:

1. Reports in emails or in other formats can get wordy. I do not want to spend an hour reading through these. Using the comment format here forces you to be concise and express your thoughts and feelings on the assignments in a more structured, easier to disect format.
2. The premise of participating in an erotic humiliation assignment is to engage you in acts of humiliation. Reporting to me in a public forum like this enhances the element of public humiliation.
3. I make the rules. These are my assignments. You are welcome to partake in them on your own, but if you are performing the tasks for me, you need to follow my direction.

Thank you in advance for your cooperation.

Your Ass Is Mine Assignment

This next assignment is moderately heavy on anal play, so if you are a novice in this area, I recommend warming up a bit prior to taking this task on. Please leave a comment to let me know how the assignment worked (or didn't) for you. I will respond to all feedback and/or results.

You will need to put aside a full day to complete this assignment for me. You must also have privacy throughout the day as you will regularly be put into compromising and vulnerable positions.

On the day you begin, I want you to masturbate every 30 minutes for at least five minutes for a total of 8 hours minimum. That means, if you begin this task at 9am, you will stroke it again at 9:30, 10:00, 10:30, 11:00, 11:30, noon, etc. until at least 5pm. Of course, there will be no coming allowed throughout this time period.

In addition, at least on three separate occasions throughout this 8 hour period, you must insert something into your butt but you can only use an object one time. So if you use a particular butt plug first, you cannot use it again for the remaining two anal exercises. You can use different sized butt plugs however and some other possible options for items might include:

dildo
broom handle
banana
cucumber
toilet brush
candle stick

Do not be careless and use any item that could get stuck or lost inside of you. No small items like pens, pencils, etc. Be practical and safe.

Make sure you reserve the third/last anal insertion for the final portion of this assignment. Decide in advance which object you will be saving for the end (or rather, saving for *your* end) and try to space out your anal endeavors throughout the day. When the 8th and final hour of your five minute edging exercise is complete, bring the object you were saving for me and click below to find out what will happen to you next:

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Erotic Humiliation and Fetish Exploration Series

Over the last several weeks, I've been creating a series of essays exploring various elements of erotic humiliation and fetishes. The topics I've covered thus far include the CFNM (clothed female/naked male) fetish, Strap On Play, and Public Humiliation. You can read these essays by following the links below:

CFNM: Erotic, Humiliating and Vulnerable Play

Strap-On Humiliation: Bend Over, Bitch

Public Humiliation: How To Indulge Your Fetish Without Getting Arrested

I'm also looking to conduct email interviews with those who might like to contribute their thoughts, experiences and fantasies revolving around CBT for an upcoming fetish exploration essay. I'd potentially be using excerpts from our correspondence to highlight certain parts of the essay, so if you're interested in discussing, please feel free to contact me. Deadline is 1/23/08, so any inquiries received after then will not be able to be interviewed for this next topic.

Welcoming the New Year: Test Your Willpower

“Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will.”
~Mahatma Gandhi


For today's assignment, we are really going to be testing your sense of will power....in some pretty interesting and challenging ways, I might add. You're going to need a private place for a few hours to do this task as well as some items listed below. Please note, you do not need to have every item in the list; its not so much of how many toys you have access to as it is the way you use these toys for me.

clothespins= 1 point per pin, worn for minimum of 10 minutes
gag (can be a scarf, panties, your underpants, anything made of cloth)= 2 points
blindfold= 2 points
ball gag= 3 points
dildo used as a gag= 5 points
butt plug= 5 points; and 1 additional point for every 10 minutes worn
ability to remain still while performing this entire taskfor a minimum of 15 minutes= 10 points


Firstly, before you even set out to work on this assignment for me, you are to spend at least two hours naked and refraining from touching your cock or balls.

Then what I want you to do is gather the items you have available from my list above and get on your knees and face a corner. Apply the implements as you are able and remain on your knees, as still as possible for 15 minutes minimum. No stroking, no edging, no rubbing....your cock and balls don't exist at all for these 15 minutes.

Then when the 15 minutes have elapsed, you are to add up your points. Click below to learn what you will do next.

What Your Points Reveal

Be sure to leave a report in the comment section below detailing how this assignment worked out for you and what you got out of it. This will help me get ideas to create future tasks and also enable me to follow your progress.

Your phone sex Malignatrix,
Miz Ava

Your Assignment: Redemption

Repent and Redeem

Well now…it’s been quite a while since I’ve stirred up some trouble around here and lucky (or perhaps not so lucky) for you, you’re catching me on a day when the theme revolves around redemption.

While preparing yourself for today’s assignment I want you to think about something you’ve done in the past week that you know was wrong….maybe you let someone down at work…maybe you leered too long at that hot, hard-bodied married neighbor, maybe you jerked off one too many times to lesbian porn when you were supposed to be raking up the leaves….it can be any type of infraction, minor or major.

You will also need the following items: a wooden handled hair brush with bristles, two clothespins, tube of lipstick or magic marker and some sort of timer. Oh yes...in case you haven't figured it out, you are so going to be humiliated by me for your misgivings.

Of course you will be naked for this entire assignment. Take the marker or the lipstick and write the words: “I am sorry Miz Ava” across your belly. And while you are writing these words, I want you to be thinking about what it was you did wrong and be sincerely apologetic in your mind and heart. Then repeat the words: “I must repent” ten times after you’ve marked your stomach.

For the next five minutes I would like you to be on your knees—but do not sit on your feet or ankles when you kneel. In other words, you should be kneeling upright. Hands are behind your head now, and focus on your wrongdoing. Why are you so unruly? What do you gain from misbehaving? How could you learn to be a better person?

Next take the two clothespins and attach them to each of your nipples. Kneel on the floor. Set your timer for 15 minutes and begin to stroke your cock and again, repeat the words “I must repent” several more times during the fifteen minutes. If you feel as though you are approaching orgasm, stop stroking and grab that hairbrush and smack your ass ten times on each cheek. Make sure you say “Thank you Mistress” with each smack. Then resume stroking. Continue in this fashion with the spanking as necessary until the ten minutes are up. When the timer sounds, you may remove the clothespins, but remain on your knees.

Click below to learn what your next set of instructions are.

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